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Ted

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Jun 4 2014 at 11:49am #

We all dodge potholes, but what about other things? One time in Manchester a fat groundhog scuttled into the road in front of me. I tried to swerve, but clipped his tail. He hissed loudly at me and then ran underneath a house.

A few weeks ago while driving, an unsecured mattress flew out of the bed of a truck in front of me. Luckily I was in my car so I mostly got around it, then stopped to fling it off the road. I wonder if I could have tried to jump it if I were on my bike? Probably a bad idea!

Whenever I’m following a truck with stuff in the back, I try to give them some extra room…


jonawebb

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Jun 4 2014 at 12:50pm #

The thing I most regret not dodging is snakes on the GAP. There is this one spot, near the overlook about halfway between Ohiopyle and Connelsville, where they always seem to sun themselves.


J Z

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Jun 4 2014 at 1:23pm #

Rabbits, lots of rabbits. Once, a red fox. Unintentionally ran over some small mammal on the South Side trail, I looked back and didn’t see it. My wife, a couple days ago said that she and another cyclist got buzzed near Anderson “dinosaur” playground by a red tailed hawk. She said she felt the wind of its pass, within arm’s length and missed the other guy going the opposite way by a foot or so. I told her she should’ve yelled “four feet”!


RustyRed

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Jun 4 2014 at 2:53pm #

Snakes eat rats, *please* dodge them.

Gooseshit, I hate riding through gooseshit because I park my bike in my office sometimes. Co-workers hate the gooseshit tire tracks through the office.
Groundhogs are notorious for waddling out in front of me too, holy crap those things are big.


JaySherman5000

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Jun 4 2014 at 6:14pm #

On Memorial Day weekend, I overhauled my bike’s drivetrain and then went for a test ride. My partner and I were riding from the Oval, up Negley Run, and then through East Liberty back to Wilkinsburg. We saw no less then 8 groundhogs–luckily they were all off the road in the bushes and tall grass. Those things are huge, I would hate to have to swerve around one of them.

Occasionally, on my way to work I’ve had to dodge dead birds. I’m not sure if they died from contact with the wrong part of the overhead powerlines or if they were poisoned somehow (rat poison, insecticide, etc…), but they are usually intact yet lifeless. I think I’ve seen one or two that looked like they had been prey for another animal.

The best animal dodging story is the time I almost hit a deer. I was leaving work late in the evening, racing down a hill. It was dark enough to need a light, but of course mine wasn’t working at full strength. I vaguely made out the form of something in front of me from maybe 100′ away. Then I realized–at 34 mph–that something large was simply standing in the roadway blocking my path. As I put on the brakes, a car came from behind me and scared the animal away. I can only imagine what sort of gore-fest I would’ve been involved in had I careened into a deer at that speed. Fun times.


RustyRed

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Jun 5 2014 at 8:52am #


I had to dodge this feller on the North Shore this morning. We pushed him (carefully, because he’s a snapper) into the knotweed so he’ll be safe.


Benzo

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Jun 5 2014 at 9:18am #

Bananna peel on liberty ave bike lane, thought I was playing mario kart.


steevo

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Jun 5 2014 at 10:06am #

I once had to go around a duffel bag full of dildos. True story.


RustyRed

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Jun 5 2014 at 10:22am #

“I once had to go around a duffel bag full of dildos. True story.”

Sorry, I thought I had those secured better.
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I couldn’t resist.


steevo

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Jun 5 2014 at 6:13pm #

i lol’ed


pinky

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Jun 6 2014 at 6:47am #

Suicidal baby bunnies – so unpredictable and zig-zaggy! I haven’t hit one yet but I have multiple close calls on the North Shore Trail (particularly between the casino and science center) each year.


AtLeastMyKidsLoveMe

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Jun 8 2014 at 10:16am #

Today’s Punk-Band-Name-Of-The-Day: “Duffle Bag Full of Dildos”.


David Mooney

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Jun 10 2014 at 7:55am #

Turkeys. It seems that male turkeys think that people on bikes are out to get their harem and they will charge at you without warning. This happened to me on the Junction Hollow trail commuting home from work. It was so totally unexpected that I ran off the rail and fell off the bike. Turkeys are BIG up close.


byogman

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Jun 10 2014 at 8:32am #

An enraged goose (following dodging a ton of gooseshit, naturally) around the pond next to the art museum in Cleveland.

Also, bunnies on Washington’s landing. I forget, two or three years ago? More bunnies than I’ve ever seen. Holy heck was that a lot of bunnies. After a little while zig-zag riding at 5mph I just got off the bike and started laughing.


RustyRed

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Jun 10 2014 at 9:04am #

Wow, more turkey attacks. I’ve read plenty on the turkeys attacking people over the years in Schenley Park and now that I ride through there, I started reading more about what to do when they come after you.

The best defense against the turkeys is to *stand your ground*, they become emboldened when we run/ride away. If you encounter an aggressive turkey, stop, YELL at it, get off your bike, get the bike between it and you (because they have those nasty, sharp spikes) and *don’t back down*.

If they’re not threatened by us, they’ll go after a small child next and those nasty sharp spikes they have are right at a kid’s eye level.

“Do not allow turkeys to be comfortable in the presence of people; chase turkeys away from your residence. Don’t let turkeys intimidate you. Don’t hesitate to scare or threaten a bold, aggressive turkey with loud noises, swatting with a broom or water sprayed from a hose. A dog on a leash is also an effective deterrent.”

http://dnr.state.mn.us/livingwith_wildlife/turkeys/index.html


Marko82

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Jun 10 2014 at 9:17am #

^… or chase the turkey with an oven pan, basting brush and some stuffing.


rgrasmus

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Jun 10 2014 at 9:24am #

^ Clearly I have underestimated the importance of turkey pans for biking http://www.instructables.com/id/Bicycle-fairing-from-a-foil-turkey-pan-for-commuti/


RustyRed

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Jun 10 2014 at 9:28am #

Maybe if I don’t lose my duffelbag full of dildos again, I can chase the turkeys with one of them.

….Sorry, couldn’t resist.


RustyRed

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Jun 29 2014 at 9:54pm #

Kid you not… I had to dodge *this item* this morning near Friendship Park:


StuInMcCandless

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Jun 30 2014 at 5:47am #

Sometimes, you just never know what’s going to hit you, though, and it’s all a matter of luck. This little couple-second video has gone viral in the last couple of days.


Mick

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Jul 1 2014 at 2:25pm #

@Rusty REd ” Kid you not… I had to dodge *this item* this morning near Friendship Park ”

Did it fall off your bike?


cowchip

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Jul 1 2014 at 4:56pm #

I would not take a pic of that but i would take a pic of someone else taking a pic of that ! lol


buffalo buffalo

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Jul 8 2014 at 2:06pm #

Sometimes, you just never know what’s going to hit you, though, and it’s all a matter of luck. This little couple-second video has gone viral in the last couple of days.

holy shit. that made me duck watching it…


J Z

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Sep 23 2014 at 7:57am #

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2014/09/22/pkg-jet-blue-plane-piece-falls-out-of-sky.kcal-kcbs&hpt=hp_c3&from_homepage=yes&video_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F#/video/us/2014/09/22/pkg-jet-blue-plane-piece-falls-out-of-sky.kcal-kcbs

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