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Vannevar

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Dec 13 2012 at 2:26am #

I guess this guy is a comedian? John McIntire, blog post, 12/12/12

First of all, there is a raging debate about who the biggest morons in Pittsburgh are.

Bicyclists break the rules, run lights, jump out in front of you, and carelessly weave in and out of heavy traffic. Drivers, on the other hand, have no sympathy for the bicyclists lack of ability to say, stay alive, should they collide with the cars.

You can argue some bicyclists deserve it. But call me crazy, I don’t want to go to jail, even for the satisfaction of making a careless, smelly, smelly bicyclist a hood ornament. Fun, but life in jail would quickly outweigh the thrill of the moment.

‘ve changed my mind. The pedestrians here are beyond stupefyingly stupendously stupid. They wait until the light is red and THEN they start walking. They’re always surprised to find actual automobiles in the street.

They can’t believe, even if you’re clearly at a high rate of speed and have the right of way, that you wouldn’t immediately slam on your brakes and bow to their idiocy.

They are true George Romero inspired pedestrian zombies from hell.

It’s increasingly annoying just to hit the streets of Pittsburgh, regardless of how your traversing the highways and byways. Incidentally, what the hell is a byway?

So, let’s review. The pedestrians are clearly the dumbest. The bikers and drivers are tied for a close second.

If you’re frequently biking around the ‘Burgh you’ll be dead in a year.

And I’m gonna miss ya.

Please pull out in front of someone other than me.

‘Cause if I’m driving the sympathy will be with you, the smelly dead biker, who put on Ty Cobb cleats and dressed up like Lance Freaking Armstrong just to go coffee shop, and clomp around on the hardwood floors, which I’m sure is what the coffee shop owners intended.

I’m not interested in Manslaughter time in jail. I drive a black mustang.

Die next to someone else, won’t you?

The life you save may be… well you’ll be dead, but I won’t be in jail.


parvipica

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Dec 13 2012 at 2:36am #

nope.


parvipica

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Dec 13 2012 at 2:42am #

look’s like he’ll be performing at brillibox on the 18th, if you’re in to heckling.


StuInMcCandless

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Dec 13 2012 at 11:08am #

I won’t go, if only not to give him money.


melange396

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Dec 13 2012 at 7:46pm #

brillobox?! really?? i see a disparity between the audience there and his asinine statements above


parvipica

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Dec 13 2012 at 11:12pm #

my husband works in the kitchen, so i think i’ma just sneak in and be like “booo, you’re neither witty nor observant booo. your blog is harmful booo.” and then steal away in the night.


Mick

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Dec 14 2012 at 5:05am #

A comedian that negative might thrive on hecklers.


cburch

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Dec 14 2012 at 8:48am #

I doubt it. He deleted mine and Vannevar’s comments from his blog post.


buffalo buffalo

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Dec 14 2012 at 3:35pm #

He can’t delete comments from Twitter: https://twitter.com/johnmcintire/status/278979373892243456


Anonymous

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Dec 14 2012 at 3:44pm #

@parv, teehee


cburch

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Dec 14 2012 at 3:47pm #

Tweeted. Lets see if he tries to troll me or if he just blocks me.


Vannevar

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Dec 14 2012 at 4:47pm #

That worked.


Pseudacris

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Dec 14 2012 at 5:27pm #

He misspelled moron in his tweet.


HiddenVariable

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Dec 14 2012 at 6:33pm #

i think that’s the guy who ended his “comedy” routine (at brillobox) with rape jokes a few months ago. obviously a great guy.


melange396

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Dec 14 2012 at 6:37pm #

i wish you hadnt shown me that tweet, because i couldnt resist trolling him back


HiddenVariable

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Dec 14 2012 at 7:41pm #

before you guys don’t get too deep into criticizing his spelling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo


Anonymous

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Dec 14 2012 at 7:58pm #

so then not only is he a lousy “comic”, he’s stealing 50 year old jokes too?


Mick

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Dec 14 2012 at 8:12pm #

@pbeaver … 50 year old jokes too

Hey! Stop talking about me!


cburch

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Dec 14 2012 at 9:43pm #

So he didn’t appreciate my suggestion that he follow up the jokes about dead cyclists and pedestrians with some material on the school shooting. How do people not understand that te two things are equivalent?


melange396

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Dec 14 2012 at 10:06pm #

hes replying to all of us now. he told me “ya gots me there”. ill call that a successful trollback :)


cburch

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Dec 14 2012 at 10:11pm #

yeah. he cant see what he did. typical blowhard douchenugget.

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