Pittsburgh Zombie Fest

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reddan
Keymaster
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Dunno, but I bet it’ll be hard to SUSTAIN.


Anonymous
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OW!!!!!!!


Anonymous
Inactive
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Are you in pain?


Marko82
Participant
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In a boat they’ed be the COXSWAIN

On a roof they’ed be a weather VAIN

In the deep south they’ed be told to ABSTAIN


reddan
Keymaster
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OW!!!!!!!

Do you need some novaCAINE?


Pierce
Participant
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It’s ASHAME we don’t have another pun-master as skilled as Reddan. You’re like the Steevo of puns


Pseudacris
Participant
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This thread is OFF THE CHAIN!


reddan
Keymaster
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@Pierce…such effusive praise will make me VAIN.


Anonymous
Inactive
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/plugs fingers into ears while squeezing eyes tightly shut.

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANZNANZNANANANANNANANANAN.


reddan
Keymaster
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Is this inducing miGRAINES?


Marko82
Participant
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I hope the zombies take the LANES


Pseudacris
Participant
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No one will cry when this thing finally WANES.

(crap, that one already got used///slinking off now)


Anonymous
Inactive
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This is not fun anymore.

Please make it stop.


Drewbacca
Participant
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“No more rhymes now, I mean it!”


Anonymous
Inactive
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“Anybody want a peanut?”


reddan
Keymaster
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“I think I’ll eat an orange…”


Anonymous
Inactive
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@Joanne +1 Princess Bride.


HiddenVariable
Participant
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perhaps this page can be more URBANE.


reddan
Keymaster
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You think so? Please exPLAIN.


HiddenVariable
Participant
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well, i thought page 2 might have been the puns’ BANE, but that idea seems to have gone down the DRAIN.


reddan
Keymaster
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Quite frankly, you couldn’t elevate the level of discourse here with a CRANE.


jonawebb
Participant
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Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.

Ay not I, O not Ow, Don’t say “Rine,” say “Rain”…

Eliza The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

Henry By George, she’s got it! By George, she’s got it!

Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain!

On the plain! Henry And where’s that soggy plain?

Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! Henry

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire…?

Eliza Hurricanes hardly happen.

How kind of you to let me come! Henry

Now once again, where does it rain?

Eliza On the plain! On the plain! Henry

And where’s that blasted plain?

Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!


helen s
Participant
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The trains in Spain run slower than the planes.


Anonymous
Inactive
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@pbeaver-I recently saw a shirt I desperately want–“Keep Calm and Carry IoCANE.”


reddan
Keymaster
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It’s amazing, the random bits of trivia one RETAINS.

Sadly, I suspect this will prove to be just another of the posts that @pbeaver DISDAINS.


Steven
Participant
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But why, when the topic’s GERMANE? Maybe pbeaver merely FEIGNS DISDANE.

(I bet they don’t have zombie threads like this in Portland, though they might in SPOKANE.)


buffalo buffalo
Participant
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ha! false friend! spo??kæn doesn’t rhyme! (though one that does is BLAINE)


Marko82
Participant
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This thread should be monitored by our BP friend JANE; I think she’s from MAIN, but I did see her eating chow-MEIN, so my recollection might be in VAIN.


Steven
Participant
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ha! false friend! spo??kæn doesn’t rhyme! (though one that does is BLAINE)

Are you saying that how it’s spelled doesn’t match how it’s spokane? If so, I’ll take the blaine.


Anonymous
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buffalo, this board doesn’t have nearly enough IPA. i kept meaning to get in here with some for marko’s /?k?ks?n/ from page 1.


Marko82
Participant
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You linguists are all the SAME.


Anonymous
Inactive
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is it over yet?


cburch
Participant
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we have yet to see if everyone’s interest will WANE.


Anonymous
Inactive
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nope, i guess not, i’m going back to hiding under the bed.


reddan
Keymaster
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Be careful not to tilt the bed too much, or the mattress may slide off the inclined PLANE.


Marko82
Participant
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I think this GAME has become INANE, and I’m going INSANE with a MIGRAINE.

How long can we SUSTAIN?


Anonymous
Inactive
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Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!


Jack
Participant
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Buffalo. you are correct on the proper punctuation of Spokane but perhaps he was lost and was really in Coeur d’ Alene.


reddan
Keymaster
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How long can we SUSTAIN?

It is getting rather hard to MAINTAIN.


Anonymous
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3 days and its still going?

(That’s what she said.)

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