"escaping on a stolen bulldozer"
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear"
I suspect that lack of anti-psychotics had more to contribute than lack of depression meds.
2010-06-17 14:10:48
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Another Biker Assault
... of a different variety.
Puppy thrown at German biker gang
A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.
He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.
He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.
After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.
After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.
The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.
2010-06-17 14:05:30
I'm sorry, I know it's not funny, but I'm embarrassing myself at work right now snorting and crying while laughing.
It doesn't help that the mental picture includes some neener-neener type taunting and thumbing of the nose as well as the mooning, while the Hells Angels just passively stare. The puppy in my mind is gently lobbed towards the bikers, one of whom catches it and is pleased to now have a puppy, and begins petting and playing with it.
The bulldozer is the final touch.
(no, depression, Hells Angels abuse, and animal abuse are not funny.)
2010-06-17 14:15:55
A quote from another messageboard "this news story
reads like a madlib"
2010-06-17 14:20:37
I dont think I could make something this funny if I tried.
P.s.
depression, hells angel abuse and puppy abuse may not be funny but them together and..... need I say more
2010-06-17 19:01:08
Someone wittier than me identified a likewise oddball scenario in another thread as a Benny Hill skit plot. Cue the selzer water and silly music.
2010-06-17 19:13:42
Anybody know what breed of puppy? (In my head I see a poodle thrown slow motion knuckle-ball style)
2010-06-17 19:14:55
I was envisioning a chihauahuaahaha.
"Yo quieroooooOOOOHHHHELLLLLL!!!!"
2010-06-17 19:51:00
With a perplexed WTF? expression as its little hair bow goes flying off mid toss.
2010-06-17 20:00:50
For some reason really weird stories like this come from Germany & Florida.
I think it was Jimmy Kimmel that used to take strange news wire stories and play a game guessing if they were from Germany or Florida.
2010-06-17 20:10:40