I was stuck on Highland, just north of Penn, with maybe 12 or 20 kids going wild one Saturday at about 3 in the afternoon. There was still snow, so it was February or early March. Still pretty warm.
Just kids getting rowdy and showing off. Mostly they looked 14 to 16 years old. These weren't particularly hoodlum-like kids. Just kids. Some racial component to it- the kids were all black and the people they were harassing white.
A guy ran out from the sidewalk towards me. Maybe 14 years old, 120 lbs - 75 lbs less than me. At first I thought it was just an unobservant pedestrian so I turned away from him (mistake, see below). He raised he fist as though to hit me and backed off at the last second.
On one hand, this seems a little like "just fooling." It really is a guy checking out a cyclist to see how easy they would be to roll. How to do it.
A rehearsal, as it were.
I had my B.O.B. trailer - the dayglo flag was stolen from it. Made me slower. I had seen a person throw something - I think maybe a brick at a car and the car driver stopped. I was ready to ID the perp if police came around.
The guy whose car was hit pulled out his cell phone. A kid instantly grabbed it and ran. Standard Operating Procedure, I'm guessing. Be careful pulling out a cell phone.
I bailed.
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A long while back, I read a suggestion for defense if you are on your bike and being attacked by people on foot. I used it. I'm hesitant to recommend it.
Basically, unless you can clearly get cleanly away, don't try to get away.
Point your bike directly at an individual. (Not "the group." One person.) Pedal as aggressively as you can, and let THEM be the one to get away.
I got a chance to try it out about a month after I read it. Reynolds Street, just east of the Frick Museum, midnight on a Saturday, 4 or 5 large kids spread out on the street as though to block me.
They had aggressive posture. Lined out on the road, crouched like boxers, hands out like basketball point guards. Like "OK, dude. TRY to get past us."
I picked one near the middle. A little smaller than the others. My target.
I sped up. Pointed directly at him.
At 10 feet, it looked a little iffy. For a moment, I thought that it just couldn't work. I started to shake.
But I stood up on my pedals. I flipped my dim, inadequite headlight up to point in my target's face. I could see the moment my target realized that I was headed directly at him.
Not him-and-his-buddies. Him.
He ran behind another guy. I tracked him. Both of them, he and the guy he ran behind, pushed a third guy out of the way to make their escape.
After I passed them, one of them shouted "Hey man! You almost hit me!"
It was gratifying.
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Good points: 1) A person on a bicycle, with a helmet, cuts a profile like they weigh a lot more than they actaully do. Like 30% to 50% more. 2) It's hard to stand your ground when something that isn't small closes towards you at a fast running pace. More so when the light is pointed at you. 3) They won't be chasing you after you pass. Really.
Bad points:
Bad point #1) So you're 50% bigger on your bike? I'm pretty big to start with (5'11, 195) not everyone is. A 110 lb person against 180lb teens is out of luck.
Bad point #2) there were 4 or 5 guys when I tried it. The groups of kids I've seen around East liberty tend to be more like 8, 10, 12, 20. There is chance that they could NOT physically get out of your way, no matter how much they would like to.
Bad point #3) You have to keep going. Even if you injure someone or they injure you. Stop and you are soooo stomped.
Bad point #4) Danger of escalation. I'm guessing that the guys carrying firearms in East Liberty aren't fussing with penny-assed rolling of bike riders, but you never know.
Bad point #5) MAJOR BAD POINT. When I had my experience, it was the mid 1990's. The guys were looking to roll a pedestrian or two and then saw a nerd with a bike light. A bike was a surprise. The response most people would give to a bike then and there would be WTF?
The ELB kids KNOW bikes. Saltm talked about someone running out at her and breaking off. Same thing has happened to me - a few times.
Those were rehearsals.
These guys know how bikes move. They've talked with each other about how to attack a biker. They've had practice. And success.
My guys were pushovers.
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Practical points:
1) If I go through East Liberty at night, I'll turn off my headlight. No sense in letting them see A) how I'm moving and I'm a geek.
But I set that light to point at the eyes. I'm ready to turn it on again quickly.
At just the right moment, a bright blinking light pointed at the eyes might give you 2 seconds - if you are very lucky. It will likely cause a 3/4 second's confusion.
At 10 mph, 2 seconds is 28 ft and 3/4 second is 11 ft. "Gimme three steps, mister..."
2) A loud shout will help. An "I'm-gonna-kill-you" scream is more effective than an "I'm-being-attacked" scream.
3) If someone runs at you, they want to push you over and beat you until you are hospitalized.
Just being realistic.
A person can push you over from the side. If you manage to point towards them, they can't push you over. (Easier said than done.) If you point right at them? They will move out of the way.
4) I put my u-lock where I can grab it fast. I'm ready to throw it like a frisbee, if I have to.
5)For bad neighborhoods in general. Wad up a bunch of $1 bills in your pocket. Don't have anything else in that pocket.
If you have to run and you are afraid you can't run fast enough? Let them chase 5 or 10 one-dollar bills on the road, not you. Not one punk in 100 is gonna leave the cash to come get you.
Well worth the money.
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It's only a matter of time until we see trouble-makers ON bikes.