awe, MAN. The things I would buy if I didn't have a mortgage. What a beautiful space. I'm quite convinced carving it into apartments for profit would result in an angel getting emphyzema or some other equally horrible such thing.
Reinstalling the fire poles is a moral imperative. Besides, at $2 a ride, it could pay for itself in record time. That would look awesome on an IRS form. Occupation - Fire Pole Ride Operator.
In fact, I'd make one out of pink annodized aluminum. Just cause it's possible. Oooo... or steel with pink chrome. Oh, candy-striped pink and purple chrome. *sigh*
Thank you Caitlin, for feeding my imagination for the week. This will be fun