So, this dovetails with my idiot motorist moment yesterday.
I was riding with a small group of people down Butler St near 56th. People were generally keeping to the right, ish, avoiding the door zone but following the law, and being extraordinarily courteous. We were stopping at red lights, etc. I was encouraging people to "filter backwards" at red lights, to allow the motorists to advance. We were NOT holding up anyone for more than a few seconds at most, and certainly operating within the law.
Then some ass started angrily blasting the horn behind us. Anyone would interpret that as a threat. The riders I was with started to get panicky and tried to scatter, but some held their line. As was their right, they were riding at the "ordinary speed of traffic" and keeping right in accordance with the slow-moving vehicle law.
The motorist blasted past us, screaming out his window "GET OFF THE ROAD YOU JAGOFFS!"
I did get a little angry at that, so I tailed him to the next intersection in order to explain to him that clearly, being an ass hadn't really helped him at all.
The driver was an older white guy, probably in his 60s, with wireframe glasses and a big nose. I was really tempted to escalate, but I generally kept my cool, though the more he screamed at me the harder it got.
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THE ROAD!!"
Well, no, I was passing someone, and anyway, that's not the law.
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER,%*&&()@))!(*@&$" (honestly, he was just ranting, not making any sense at all.)
Sir, you can't scream and threaten people. If you don't like the way I ride, call the police.
CALL THE POLICE?!?! I *AM* THE POLICE!!!
(yeah, sure, crusty. Retired, maybe.)
Oh yeah? What's your badge number?
630!!
Where?
and then the light changed and he sped off, shouting WHERE ELSE!?
and sure enough, he had FOP plates. Sorry, I didn't get the number.
Technically, this was an assault, though since he didn't actually threaten to maim or kill me, I don't suppose I have much recourse.